JURASSIC PARK MAINFRAME.EXE

[ACCESSING SYSTEM...] 100%

[INTRUSION DETECTED... INITIATING OVERRIDE PROTOCOL]
> AUTHENTICATING... BIOMETRIC SCAN REQUIRED
> FAKE FINGERPRINT DETECTED. OVERRIDE SUCCESSFUL.


[WELCOME, AGENT... TARGET: TRAVIS 2025]

Loading Mainframe... 45%
Decrypting Genetic Sequence Files... 32%
Initiating DNA-REPLICATOR V1.23... 56%


SYSTEM ALERT: Temporal anomalies detected in Chrono-Module.
Accessing classified containment schedules...


> CLASSIFIED LOG ENTRY #42:
"Specimen T-Party_1032025 requires secure assembly at designated coordinates."

[SECURITY BYPASS COMPLETE]

> PARTY PROTOCOL ENGAGED
>> Subject: TRAVIS MICHAEL KELCE
>> Temporal Coordinates: OCTOBER 3, 2025 at 8:30PM
>> Containment Zone: 5145 Harvey Tew Road PLANT CITY, FL
>> Mission Parameters: Bring enthusiasm. RSVP to @ACAREY ASAP.

> REVEAL GUEST
>> CONFIRMED: YOU
[END TRANSMISSION... EXIT SYSTEM?] Y/N

TL;DR: YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR TRAVIS KELCE ON 3 OCTOBER, 2025 IN PLANT CITY, FLORIDA!! PLEASE RSVP TO @ACAREY ASAP, CUTIES.